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Cardamom Roasters
Cafes & Labs Warming Up
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Cardamom Roasters

Slow espresso, fast Wi-Fi, soft chairs.

4.3· 83 reviews
7AM — 11PM$$† Broke-era
Service · Reach

Specialty coffee bar, work-friendly seating, and a small viennoiserie menu.

◎ Reaches ages 22–40
✦ Reserve a window seat →Book a tableWhatsApp →Menu (PDF)
Vibe check

Three signals, scored live.

Sampled 60s ago
01
Energy Match
How alive the room is
Energy nowWarming Up
59%
Capacity77
emptypacked
02
Aesthetic Audit
How it looks on camera
Aesthetic65
mehmain character
Main-character seat

The fig-tree courtyard

03
Social Sentiment
Votes, not verbs
Noise · chill → chaos62
chillchaos
Votes today
109
Aura total
1707
House intel

The details.

Wi-Fi strength5 / 5 bars
Charging ports15 visible
MixWork · 70% · Social · 30%
Broke-eraYes — tagged
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